LINK: I'm allowed to call you Noah when you're being a brat. Now come over here and let me make sure that waist coat isn't too tight. You pucker, Kurt will banish you to the cupboard under the stairs. And stop pouting. I told you the colour doesn't make you look pregnant.

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